'MCA go home' vs 'Where was DAP 13 years ago?' at Jonker Walk
What?! Gan qualified his being there as a survey, not to protest? Let alone to lead the protest? Did Mr. Gan Tian Loo realize that the MCA protest carries more weight than DAP protest many times
over. The state government, being UMNO-led government, considers the DAP as the opposition working hand-in-hand with PAS and PKR to oust UMNO from power, rescinding the directive on the request
from DAP leaders will make the party even more popular. I thought, at first, here come the MCA, finally to do what it's supposed to do. Then the expected happened. He got cold feet. The
reporter who covered the protest reported Gan was suddenly cautious . He was like ..."I'm here to lend my support to..the .. no, wait! I am not here to support the traders - but just to do a quick
survey! But I am glad to be standing here with the protesters but reporters, please put it down in black and white I am not, I repeat, am not here as part of the protest. This is the reason the MCA
was shunned, I mean has been shunned by the Chinese. They do not represent the Chinese anymore. They cannot get things done anymore unlike in the old days. Gan admitted his meeting with the chief
minister was fruitless, but would keep trying. Keep trying for what? He should stop embarrassing the MCA and reducing its credibility further by continuing to beg despite being rebuffed earlier.
Again, this proved that the Malaysian Chinese Association has really completely lost its usefulness. If a small matter like Jonker Walk closure was beyond its power then, that 's it.
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A monk like no other
Once upon a time sometime ago, there came a monk who intrigued and aroused the passion of hundreds of housewives of a village at the foothill of Green Lane.
It was not known how the monk -- a Siamese monk -- came to the place. Someone (a housewife, perhaps) must have invited him there. It is common for Chinese people, especially housewives, to seek blessings from and to offer alms to Thai Buddhist monks.
These monks will sprinkle holy water on the devotees who in turn will offer foods and money to the monks.
The monk on whom this story is hung was no different; he blessed people, and that was probably how or why he came to the village.
But that was not what we are interested in; we are interested in what he was said to possess -- or shall we say endowed with -- and what he was said to be capable of performing certain feats with it.
Whenever the monk -- whom I shall call Phra AhCharn Sang, his real name -- turned up (usually at our next door neighbor's house), a hive of activity followed.
The news about this special holy man spread fast, mostly through words of mouth. Soon a of horde of devotees descended on the house.
Although I was aware of the going-on next door, it was my sister-in-law who was herself a devotee who filled me with the lurid amazing details about the Thai holy monk.
No, Phra Sang, how he was also called, was not popular because he possessed magical power to cure your illness by just touching you, like Jesus Christ; or give you winning ToTo numbers; but for owning an extraordinary penis, and what he could do with it!
According to my sister-in-law, this monk, or shall we say this monk's private part -- which they referred to as cerut (cigar in English) -- was able to hold two whole young coconuts simultaneously!
According to my sister-in-law, the super penis was discovered by chance.
As we all know, monks always sit -- whatever the place -- a level higher than lay people. They would sit cross-legged like the Buddha statue; and as we all know nobody can sit like that forever (except the Buddha), they have to uncross their legs sometimes, to release tension or let the blood flow.
So, one day, when this monk uncrossed his, it happened! He unwittingly exposed his manhood to the congregated ladies in front. Although it was only momentarily, it was enough for them to grasp what they saw; gasped, became silent, and then burst into laughter! Soon the monk himself saw the funny side of it and started laughing too.
He apologized for unwittingly exposing his private parts to them, blaming on his yellow robes (malfunction).
But the surprised turned curious ladies, with their inhibitions thrown to the wind, told the monk "Don't worry; we have seen this thing before -- except...!..er..not like this!" "We know it was an accident, but even if it was not we don't mind. On the contrary ...it would...be great.." "You mean you want to see it again? The priest asked sheepishly, feeling a little not himself. There was a moment of silence while the housewives whispered into each others' ear. "Yes! Yes! Yes! We want to see more, please!" They replied in unison.
And without further ado, the monk lifted his robes up to his shoulder, to expose what could be one of the biggest and longest cigars in the world.
My sister-in-law did not say what transpired after that (whether the audience or any member of the audience was invited to check out the monstrous penis). But she did fill me with another story about another "ceremony" which the priest performed to perfection.
He asked his audience to bring him a young coconut of any size so that he could show them how rigid his penis was.
But instead of doing as she was told, one of the housewives brought two very large green coconuts!
"Two coconuts! Are you crazy? I asked you to bring me one coconut but you brought two, and very large ones at that," he pointed to the two fruits, instantly realizing he should not have played games with these ladies. "How am I going to hang those two monstrous coconuts on a penis? One of them could be too heavy already," added the somewhat worried monk.
But the housewives ignored the Phra Ahcharn Sang's protest or reasoning. They couldn't be stopped now. They wanted to see the two coconuts hung on the monk's phallus so much that they were prepared to do it manually themselves if necessary.
However, the presence of these ladies, especially the young and beautiful one (who happened to be my own girlfriend), so near and ogling his rock-hard cigar, helped make his task somewhat easier.
He was on fire!
He was beyond caring. He didn't care if they put three coconuts on his giant penis.
Although my sister-in-law didn't fill me in with the juicy details of what might have transpired between the monk and the aroused 30-something ladies, she told about what transpired between my girlfriend and the priest.
Apparently he was hitting on her when he told her he could cleanse her inside-out -- to make her free of evil spirits and make her even more beautiful he said, but..she must meet him at a Burmese Temple in Burmah Lane, where he was staying.
I was beside myself with anger and worry when I heard she actually planned to go and meet him.
I don't know what made her want to do it; was it his penis or his promise to cleanse her with lime water and chanting? Most Chinese did (still do) believe in Buddhist monks bathing them with holy lime water.
However, in the end, I put my foot down and, thanks to the Buddha, it worked!
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