Aug 3, 2021
I was Like Tiger Wood To Then Dating Scenes
I Was Like Tiger Wood To Then Dating Scenes
Checked.
By David Lang
In my heydays I had everything a good, exciting life requires - looks, money, a sense of humor; ability to come up with stories anytime any place on any subject. And never run out of them. I could go on and on..like no end. Checked.
This gift (I call it a gift because if I don't have a story for for an occasion, I could invent one with ease) came in handy for my dating life. Because of it I never faced difficulty in finding girlfriends. It amazed me how girls flocked to me as if I was a billionare's son. I believe the girls were not after my money although my riches was visible enough then. I owned two brand new Toyota saloons when owning one was feat then when most men (boys) my age usually rode or could only afford motorcycles. Checked.
I am convinced if you could light up parties with people eagerly lapping up your stories, you don't need to be rich. Checked.
At the height of his fame (career), Tiger Woods could make millions by just gracing a golf tournement. Everyone - golfers and spectators alike - adored Woods as a golf champion, and wanted to associate with him. It can be said, sic, like I am a Tiger Woods of dating. Checked.
From as young as a boy, girls would like to go out with me. They even footed the bills. They only wanted fun and companionship from me. Earlier I did mention my looks. Yes I was lucky to be quite easy on the eyes that girls - any girls - that saw me liked what they saw, and all became like low-hanging fuits for me, everyone of them!
Even their mothers approved of my going out with their daughters. Lest I forget to mention, my wealth came from my refrigerator servicing business which I owned one hundred percent. Checked.
Because of my nature of business brute strength was required (sometimes we need to physically carry an ACMA twin-door refrigerator up to the twelve floor of a building when the lifts malfunctined) to tackle the heavy job. The business suited me fine. In a normal day, I could finish up to 6 refrigerators, and sometimes worked late into the nights. Checked.
But the good news is before I finished up for the day (night), I already had a pretty girl waiting to go out with me (after I had had my bath). Checked.
Incidentally, the only regret I had was I had to disappoint all these pretty girls. I was not the marrying kind! Checked.
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May 16, 2017
How To Attract Girls And Keep Them
By:David Lang
May 16, 2017 Updated Today:May 16, 2017
Of Course, To Get Girls Interested You Need Something - One Or Two - in Your Favor: Looks, Wealth Or A Profuse Talker, A Storyteller Would Be Fine!
In my heydays I have everything a good, exciting life requires - easy on the eye looks, money, a sense of humor; ability to come up with stories anytime any place on any subject. Telling stories or even just talking non-stop can help make dates fun or at least, bearable for the girls. This ability to crack jokes or spin a yarn came in handy for my dating life. Because of it I never faced difficulty in finding girlfriends. Checked.
Unlike many boys who would fall for the first girl they set eyes on, I was spoiled for choice! I remember when I sometimes took my shy friends on sex tours to Haadyai or Thailand' border towns, I found out what love at first sight means. Checked.
As soon as my friends saw the bevy of teenage Thai beauties the house had to offer they without ado chose the very first ones they lay eyes on! No amount of advice to hold on..until they have viewed all the girls available, moved them but fell on deaf ears. Checked.
My friends were too infatuated but thought it was love at first sight to care whether other girls they have have yet to see might be even more beautiful - they were love-starved, if not sex- starved, if you will. When I persisted that may be other girls could be even more tempting, their answers were in unison: "We have no need for other girls, or even want to look at them, for that matter!"
There you have it. Some boys are not so choosy but, actually, they are good marriage material for girls looking for like partners, as they are the marrying types. Most are of course ordinary looking fellows, though some may have a decent looks. But again good looks while rank as the #1 want everybody craves for be it for girls or boys, is not enough to win girls or make a Miss Right or Mr. Right. Beside looks alone while could set hearts on fire if you happen look like a Brad Pitts, could not guarantee the relationship will go far, let alone lead to marriage. Checked.
You will need to have some college education or a full college degree. Which makes a girl conjure up a picture of you holding down good job - a good provider, if you will. She may not spell it out in black and white but it's accepted that if you set up home and raise a family, you will have all kinds of bills to pay. And if you are handsome but of lowly education and not smart, girls may go out with you but to show off their handsome boyfriends only! And if you show signs that you are thinking of taking the plunge and propose to them, they would simply say they are not the marrying kind (like yours truly!) and/or ask you to plunge into the Snake River Canyon, instead! Checked.
Be A storyteller To Snare Your Future Bride
I am convinced, though, if you could light up parties with people eagerly lapping up your stories, and make people laugh, you don't need to be rich, a university professor or an extremely good-looker. Checked.
I am telling the truth, from experience if you will. Checked.
You have heard about Tiger Woods cheating on his wife. There were persistent rumors about the golf legend having affairs with beautiful waitresses, which turned out to be true. Tiger Woods and his girlfriends even flew 9,437 miles (16.85 hours to arrive) to meet at a secret rendezvous in Australia!. Nothing is too much when it comes to love. Checked.
Golf Legend
You know who is Tiger Woods, don't you? I bet you do, for he was the greatest golfer ever lived. Checked.
He was so great as player that he didn't need to play to earn money. All golf tournaments need to be able to announce Tiger Woods was coming or would be one of the players. To ensure good sponsorship and by extension, good prizes - which attract high caliber golfers to enter. But to do that you are going to need Woods' permission. And that permission comes at a cost - a very high cost, millions if you will. It's called gracing the event fee. If he decided to play he could also win the top prize at anything from $10 to $20 million. Checked.
Any way you look at it, Woods is the winner - laughing his way to the bank always, if you will. That's spoils of being the greatest golfer of the world. Checked.
As you can see, money means little to him; he has more than he needs, but love does, a lot. Checked.
When a man achieved his ultimate success his first thought would be love, with whom to share his success, glory; and then maybe to sire a few Tiger Woods juniors as future golf legends to grace future sold-out golf tournaments! Evidently he's married with Elin Nordegren and already could have born him a son, but when a man had succeeded, and Tiger Woods had more than any golfers of his time, he needed more than home-cooked meals, he needed spices (of life!). But even just one of his girlfriends would be enough to satisfy his awaken loin; but that not to be the case for Woods! Checked.
He was not only an acclaimed golfer - he was man sexually on fire. Checked.
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