Oct 26, 2016
The Greatest Medicine Man Ever Lived
Karma (You Reap What You Sow)
By David Lang
President Nicolas Sarkozy lost in the French presidential election
6 hrs agoThis is what I posted on MSNBC Newsvine discussion on news/topic concerning the French president's defeat in the just concluded presidential election.
Updated Today October 27, 2016I don't know about Obama having or can continue to have a hard-on, but I want to say this. I had been more than just hinting to these western leaders that what they had in mind when they descended on Libya would one day return to haunt them and they would suffer the same fate as the fate they dished out to Col. Gaddafi, but they wouldn't listen!
As I can recall, among the loudest of calls for the toppling and even, if necessary he said, killing of the Libyan leader, was from the former British defense secretary Liam Fox.
Inevitably he was the first to taste a dose of his own medicine. He was bundled out in shame. But that's not all. More will befall him soon, undoubtedly.
According to Buddhism, we live well or like in hell in this world due to our actions, Karma.
All my life I had been giving (to stray dogs and cats) rather than receiving charity. My karma, believe or not, had made me indestructible. I don't know if I could stop a bullet (like the black smith in the movie Curse Of The Ring, who forged a sword out of an ore that one night fell from the sky and used it to kill a dragon whose skin was impenetrable. After, by accident, digesting and bathing in the slain dragon's blood, he also became invincible just like the dragon; but both had weak, vulnerable spots in their bodies which they must never reveal to anyone, or they'd be done for) but I could stop a one-ton lorry!
I did.
My house and, by extension, my carport was much lower than the road. The steepness of the slope was so that gravity will pull anything that can move towards my house down below. And I believed that gravity moved my one-ton lorry that night many years ago.
I was too busy fumbling with the lock and was totally unaware my lorry was speeding towards me until it was too late.
It hit my back squarely at my spinal cord, pushing me against the solid steel gate so hard that the right frame of my solid steel gate which was fastened to the carport's pillar, was lifted clear off the floor to become higher than the left frame (in order to clear the hole in which the locking iron rod was stuck 3 inches deep when the gate remained closed). My first thought was I was going to die. I have often heard about people being killed when run over or knocked down by cars.
But I lived. It's indeed a miracle, nothing less, to have survived to tell this story.
Then another thought passed through my mind. An old lady, when told that I had been feeding hundreds, if not thousands, of stray dogs and cats for years and would not stop until I die, predicted: "A person like you would be blessed by Allah and would never suffer from poverty, ill health or bad luck. Just look at me, I am not rich, my house is almost ram shackled, but I cared for these eight Siamese cats (and as if to repay her kindness, the lovely cats surrounded and grated round her ankles).
"I believed Allah would take care of me; just like he'd take care of all those who do good - people like you," she added while nodding at me.
Liam Fox got a minor inconvenience due to his own actions, and knew it. But more will follow.
However, Liam Fox needn't have to be lonely anymore now that former president of France had joined him!
And he can expect more (those who went cahoots with him to make the late Qaddafi history - namely David Cameron, President Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton) to join him.
They were in cahoots once to sow, now they all shall go cahoots again to reap what they sowed.
It's karma. Nobody can escape! Checked. Do you wish to know more?
The Great Interviewee
By David Lang
The Great Formidable Interviewee
6 hrs agoWho did you interview, Citizen Nades? Why so secretive about the subject? people may ask. What's so special about this interviewee?
Those are good questions; indeed, and the answers are pretty good, too. Let me guess, the subject of the interview was not from Mars but right here in Sarawak! An ordinary fellow just like any of us. Pot-bellied, perhaps, and married young when he was naughty with his girlfriend; five-feet-six-or-seven and in his sixties (as most people with grown-up children are).
That's where our similarity ends.
I am not assuming who he's, but I am assuming he's a politician (who else from this land of the Horn bill can attract the attention of Citizen Nades), as why else would The Sun Daily's investigative editor waste his precious time doing a boring interview.
I don't want to get into trouble by mentioning names here. Let's just say the interviewee was a VIP. A VIP because of his money or being a leader, I don't know; probably the former, or both. Even the fearless The Sun Daily's CITIZEN NADES was cautious. He could only say - not some grey-haired couple looking to spending their golden years together some where in the sun, but just "someone" - or his alter ego. Someone who had been through a real interview (the mother of all interviews if you know what I mean) somewhere before his.
Even Citizen Nades, as he's well-known due to his pen-power, couldn't be too careful. He knew a powerful man, and ruthless one too if he wanted to be, when he saw one. He saw this man as so fearless that he belittled all threats and accusations against him, and that deterred his enemies. He even warned the anti-corruption agency (the most powerful federal agency of all) without any repurcussion which will surely not be the case if the personality that issued that warning was just an ordinary citizen. He would forthwith be arrested and charged with an offense which they were actually reluctant to do.
This VIP also had the gall to scold the anti-corruption officials. "Don't play with me..." he said. And that's what earned him the interview, perhaps! Despite Citizen Nades' respected name and many no holds barred articles he penned which few mentioned in them dared to contest or sue for libel, he's conspicuously extremely cautous in his handling of this interviewee.
Maybe he's smarter than we thought. Maybe what he hears frightens him somewhat? Checked. Do you wish to know more?
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Premature Ejaculation
During my youth I attended a practical course provided by the GEC (General Electric Company of England). Everyday I would be at the GEC workshop located at Biship Street from nine to five.
As repairs and servicing...refrigerators and air-conditioners its only core business, it was out-sourced to another servicing company located not far from the GEC workshop.
While most repairs were to be carried out at the GEC workshop, the people doing all the work were from the out-sourcee company. I worked for the out-sourcee company. So did another 6 persons. Two of them were head mechanics. Their jobs were to test run all completed repairs before declaring the jobs done. One of the head mechanics was a man of 27. His name was Wong Jen; scarfaced and highly sexed. He's , incidentally, the subject of this article.
Wong inspired this story/ I hung my story on Wong because of his...sex drive. I know some of you may consider a waste of time to read this story because what's a big deal about a man with a strong sex drive, you may ask. You have heard about this story often enough, you may add. But you won't think it's a waste if you hear how highly sexed he's.
Well, he's so highly-sexed that he needed release often; sometimes 2-3 times in an hour! Let me explain. Let me give an anecdote of what I mean.
One day, while idling at the workshop directly opposite a hotel noted for its service in providing rooms for prostitutes to entertain clients, we were alerted a new hooker had just arrived from the mainland.
At once we realized we needed to get laid.
So without hesitation we rushed up stairs to investigate. The girl was young and desirable; and that's all we asked. After all, we didn't need need to marry her but just to satisfy out lust. Get laid.
It was agreed that Wong was to be the first to go in while the rest to wait outside the door for our turns.
But after a few seconds after he entered the room, and the door shut after him, the door opened again and Wong rushed out...and headed for the bathroom. We rushed into the room and found the prostitute in her birthday suit, legs spread wide to real her hairy pussy. when the girl heard us wondering whether Wong was done, she told us he was not. "He said he needed to use the bathroom room first,why?" The girl also seemed to wonder and added, "He looked at me and there," pointing to her wet vagina, "and then said he'd be back!" We could only become aware of the reason for Wong's disappearance to the bathroom after he went into the girl's room again to pleasure himself and (this time) invited us to view the intercourse. However, hardly any intercourse took place; Wong's penis was fully erect after he returned from the bathroom but not for long, unfortunately.
As soon as he touched the girl's pussy lips (with his cock) he cried out..in pleasure, (fortunately) and shot his load on the the girl's private part.
The girl who closed both her eyes during all this probably didn't feel anything at all. She earned RM30 (approximately $10) for nothing. If this was a rape case trial, the judge would probably return a verdict of not guilty since there was no penetration.
Wong later confessed he was ultra-sensitive sexually; he went to the bathroom earlier to masturbate and ejaculate he said, in order to reduce the sensitiveness of his penis and have a better staying power when mounting the girl. But it was to no avail. He admitted he suffered from premature ejaculation. But when asked if he suffered from lack of sexual pleasure, he said no. On the contrary, to be able to ejaculate a multiple of times in just one hour makes him happy for now!
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